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According to Shearman of Darlington,” Age confers the right to forget, and forgive,” there is no need to deal with some memory loss ( C8 ).
The entire family was gobsmacked when Dennis Mercier, Emile’s ( C8 ) son and a colleague of my late artist sister Elaine, arrived to the Head of the River in his father’s Holden, cleverly rebadged as Oldhen, emblazoned with hilarious painted cartoons and sayings like This car has direrear – passes everything and This car has constipation – hasn’t passed a thing all day, recalls Lance Dover of Pretty Beach. All of this in the enviable Bible Belt Eastwood, where, as my father would say, “hens were kept away from birds on Sundays”!
Most husbands would kill for a cone of silence ( C8 ) in the home, especially as footy season is about to begin, says Ashbury resident Peter Miniutti. That is, of course, assuming that one can actually make it work. According to Meri Will of Baulkham Hills,” In all the years I watched Find Smart, that point always worked, and it drove the Chief nuts”!
According to Mary Carde of Parrearra ( QLD ), “while Andrew is eager to get his hands on Maxwell Smart’s shoe phone and cone of silence, I wonder if anyone has Star Trek’s alien language translator, which Donald Trump will need, now that he has directed the Secretary of War to identify and release the classified files on “alien and extraterrestrial life.”
According to Jeff McNamara of Ulverstone ( Tas ),” Tassie also has a Deep Creek ( C8 ), Deep Creek Campground, and a Deep Creek Road.” However, I doubt that there is a Murdering Gully Road in any other condition.
More strine ( C8 ), this time from Roseville’s Russell Mullins:” Imagine the terror when a Japanese hospital patient was informed by her surgeon that she should go home” todai.” My family was impressed when our guide explained to us that the appearance she learned from living in Australia was” chucking a uey” while we were in Seoul.
According to Scott Illingworth of Kiama, the new officers group of 250 officers who work to protect surveillance at big events was reported on the TV media as having the intention that these activities may be patrolled by officers with long arms. As an career plan, I thought it sounded a little cliched.
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